Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I Can Haz Cheezburger?

From a Dodgers' press release (yes, I do get those):

The Los Angeles Dodgers today placed outfielder Andruw Jones on the 15-day disabled list (retroactive to Sunday) with patellar tendinitis in his left knee, and reinstated infielder Nomar Garciaparra from the 15-day DL. General Manager Ned Colletti made the announcement.

Yeah, I just bet his knee is injured. Seems like they should have put the description of his injury in quotes, since when I read it, I made air quotes in my mind. Whatever it takes to get rid of him, I guess.

I told my girlfriend Andruw Jones was placed on the DL. Her response: "Forever?"

If only.

2 comments:

Jack Cobra said...

I had patellar tendinitis in my left knee about two years ago and let me tell you.....it doesn't hurt that much. I couldn't play basketball for about ten days but I could still run and do athletic activities.

I'd say that press release was code for, "Manny is hot and we don't have anywhere to play 'druw"

Erin said...

Absolutely. And now I just hope it means we start playing our best possible outfield, which is Ramirez/Kemp/Ethier.