Thursday, October 30, 2008

Still Have An Inkling of Love for Jeff Kent?

I hope this news story will change your mind. Jeff Kent apparently donated only once to any sort of political campaign this year. Which one did he choose, you ask? Why, the one that would impact his family the greatest, of course.

Jeff Kent Supports Proposition 8, Hates Gay People

Thank god you put that money in the right place to save your marriage, Kent. My fiancé still liked you up until about five minutes ago, but now she's over that notion. I've always thought you were an asshat, but this just pushes it over the top. I keep hearing stories about the number of people actually planning to vote yes on Prop 8, but it still surprises me every time I hear a new one. And this surely takes the cake.

Oh, and still dreaming about the Hall of Fame, buddy? You know it's filled with a bunch of other dudes, right? Sounds kinda queer if you ask me. Be careful what you wish for, you dumb redneck.

3 comments:

Bruce Paine said...

If you try to legislate social issues this is the kind of thing you get. The government needs to get out of the marriage business all together. Time to get gunned up.

Orel said...

Disappointing. But not surprising.

Plus, you read fast.

Erin said...

Paine: Agreed.

Orel: Yeah, I do read rather quickly. But to be honest, the Sarah Vowell book is a collection of short essays, so I could get through that pretty easily. I couldn't put it down once I started. The one I'm reading now is probably three times as long, and I've got a lot of "get out the vote" volunteering to do this weekend, so I'll have less time to read.