Dear West Monroe, Louisiana:
If you provide me with your email address, I will gladly send you a notification when I have updated my blog. That way, you don't have to spend valuable minutes of your life visiting the site at least once a day. Trust me: I'm not that interesting.
To the rest of my readers: I will be back soon. Probably.
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